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Daycare Dropout | Baby Bodysuit

  • White baby bodysuit with "DAYCARE Dropout" text on an asphalt background with road line and sunglasses. A funny humorous and rebellious baby clothes design about daycare from Born Brash.
  • Funny, white baby onesie featuring the playful text "DAYCARE DROPOUT" against a whimsical, blue backdrop of ducks, socks, stuffed animals, baby bodysuits, and bottles
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  • Daycare Dropout | Baby Bodysuit

Let's blow this popsicle stand.. When are we ever going to use this alphabet thing anyways?

✓ Super Soft - High Quality Material

✓ Snappy Diaper Access

✓ Easy Dress Envelop Neckline

Each time you dress your child in a Born Brash Bodysuit, you aren't just clothing them - you are instilling within them a sense of bold, unapologetic individuality that will guide them towards a future of infinite possibilities!

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Details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton jersey
  • Fabric weight: 3.9 oz/y² 
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Three-snap leg closure
  • Envelope neckline

Size Guide

  • 3-6m: 12-16 lbs & 20-25 inch
  • 6-12m: 16-22 lbs & 25-28 inch
  • 12-18m: 22-27 lbs & 28-30 inch
  • 18-24m: 27-30 lbs & 30-32 inch
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Grace McLeod
Best. Baby Shower Gift. EVER.

Gave a friend the 'Daycare Dropout' onesie for her baby shower. It got the biggest laughs from everyone! She told me later it was the only gift that wasn't just cute but genuinely funny and unique. Huge hit, definitely buying more for gifts!

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Abby Grant
Real life dropout

I NEEDED this onesie after my baby had to be picked up on his first day of daycare. Lol it was traumatic for him and the entire staff at the daycare. He just missed his mama so bad!

White baby bodysuit with "DAYCARE Dropout" text on an asphalt background with road line and sunglasses. A funny humorous and rebellious baby clothes design about daycare from Born Brash.

Why Born Brash?

Well, because baby clothes are just plain boring. Ditch the dull and predictable for designs that are:

  • Unexpectedly hilarious
  • Unapologetically bold
  • Unforgettably independent

Spark smiles, get the giggles, and ensure your little rebel makes a statement from day one.

Order today!

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My New Go-To Gift

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